Dean's life revolved around the same cycles and routines, this repetition was killing him...So the wee lad decided to go on a journey to the heartlands of Cucumbodia to learn how to play the blues and pick cotton.
A first for everything and everything in it's first.
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BrazilianNinja
(Munchkin chorus)
We represent the Cucumber Guild
The Cucumber Guild, the Cucumber Guild
And in the name of the Cucumber Guild
We wish to welcome you to Pickle Land
Tra la la la la la la la la la la la
*a cucumberite drops from the heavens and crushes the singing Munchkins*
(Cucumber Benedictbatch III, through intercom)
Hark! Who goes there? One of those Deans I've heard much about?
*a figure steps out of the cucumberite through a space shuttle gate, smoke flowing out*
(Cucumber Benedictbatch III)
I am Cucumber Benedictbatch the Third, Duke of Cucumboidea
And I wouldst like to welcome thee to my humble abode... ia
Where the streets are paved with pickles and the rivers made of brine
You'll never leave this place once you taste my pickles so diviiine
(Munchkins)
Once you taste his pickles so diviiine
*Cucumber Benedictbatch III kills off the remaining Munchkins with an M16*
(Cucumber Benedictbatch III)
STAY DEAD YOU ANNOYING LITTLE DORKS.